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Juggling Gypsy LIVE |1612 Castle St. Wilmington, NC 28401 910.763.2223 |
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FAQ and Friends. NOT FOR KIDS |
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Calling all idiots. Stupid project seeking stupid (talented) people. WHAT IS IT? WHEN IS IT? WHO IS IT? WHY IS IT? Here's what we're looking for: Video Moron: Has a decent video cam, capable of live streaming Web content to the masses. Casting Moron: FAQ has enough to do, being irate, pondering the intricacies of belly lint, and being in a constant state of overall dickishness. He needs people to talk to live on camera. And they need a good story. He doesnt care who it is, but they do need a sense of humor. Because FAQ certainly doesn't have one. Merchandising Moron: FAQ likes to give stuff away that's not his. By crap, we mean gaudy wares from vendors who can't get their crap reviewed on Ellen. These wares and services need to be sourced, and FAQ needs to know a little bit about the item, so when some idiot wins the prize for doing something that comes naturally, they won't be embarrased by not being able to read the instructions. Fanclub Moron: FAQ has a following of maybe 12 people. They call themselves the FAQoffs. Research shows that this number is likely to dip into the negative numbers sometime next ratings quarter. Seeking the right individual with "experience" managing a fan club with a negative population. If all else fails, we'll hire a donkey. Social Media Moron: FAQ hates people. And their cats. And their pictures of lunch posted on the internet. However, he does take great comfort in pissing off people he doesn't know. Therefore, social media. FAQ has a lot to say. None of it is worth listening to. So you managing a FAQ Facebook page should be as easy as whipping a donkey. (*see Fanclub Moron for details.) But first, you probably should introduce yourself. FAQ the clown on facebook. Hate mail, fanclubbing, baby seal clubbing, etc. https://www.facebook.com/askfaq.theclown?fref=ts&ref=br_tf |
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